Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
