morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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