we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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