I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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