would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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