I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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