she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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