Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I bet he comes in French.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You are a genius and a whore.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
