If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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