who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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