69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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