So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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