he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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