i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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