Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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