just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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