Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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