capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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