awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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