I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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