so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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