i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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