its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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