you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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