A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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