If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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