is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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