I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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