there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My ass is underappreciated
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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