But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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