1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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