i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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