he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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