No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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