Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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