I wish I could punch you in the face.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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