i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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