there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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