Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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