did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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