$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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