sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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