You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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