He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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