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  • you're spitting with the wrong lips

    Submitted by nattybuck on Aug 3, 10 at 10:07pm
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  • This is such a fake I'm really not laughing. That kind of TFLN.

    Submitted by tcufrog on Aug 3, 10 at 9:13pm
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  • Rule 217: If you have sunflower seeds in you Vag, be thankful it isn't sand.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 3, 10 at 8:16pm
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  • @j00know. Your past comments have been witty and fucking hilarious and you deffinately beat me to the punch on this one. @hater type people, I don't care.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 3, 10 at 8:37pm
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  • Not quite sure what kind of night THAT would be...

    Submitted by thatguy117 on Aug 3, 10 at 8:40pm
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  • Jooknow it seems like a baseball player was trying to plant his seed there.

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 3, 10 at 8:13pm
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  • Thanks rule, you have inspired a few of us witty people to create an account and share our comedic observations! I also applaud your rules.

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 3, 10 at 8:47pm
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  • I hear that

    Submitted by kherr9 on Aug 3, 10 at 10:47pm
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  • YOURE DOING IT WRONG

    Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Aug 4, 10 at 3:44am
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  • I got my toes in the water, vag in the sand....

    Submitted by rellikolah on Aug 3, 10 at 9:56pm
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  • Fuck the rule book. I'd much rather be watching shark week than reading this shit.

    Submitted by coop17 on Aug 4, 10 at 3:51am
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  • judging by your lack of concern i get the feeling this wasnt the first time you have experienced such a night

    Submitted by haha1 on Aug 3, 10 at 9:15pm
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  • ....uhh & exactly what kind of night is that?

    Submitted by OSU_girl on Aug 3, 10 at 8:08pm
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  • Are you banging a gardener?

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Aug 4, 10 at 2:02am
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  • She must have been eaten out by a hick eating sunflower seeds?

    Submitted by mermaidman on Aug 4, 10 at 12:38am
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  • @nattybuck bahahahaha! that was funnier than the text!

    Submitted by babe975 on Aug 3, 10 at 10:12pm
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  • Rulebook and j00know keep me here. Let hatred hate. "Troll rule: feed a troll he he wins"

    Submitted by Mastermise on Aug 3, 10 at 10:50pm
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  • Guidos can burn in hell

    Submitted by saucysauceman on Aug 3, 10 at 9:31pm
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  • You might have had sex with mulder then...

    Submitted by RoyalPurple92 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:25am
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  • Ur nasty

    Submitted by miss_priss on Aug 6, 10 at 8:20pm
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  • Well that's odd..

    Submitted by eriinbaby on Aug 3, 10 at 8:19pm
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  • Wow. I can only eat seeds with my mouth. Join the circus!

    Submitted by NCA on Aug 4, 10 at 1:08am
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  • I bet the squirrel u banged is flossing his 2 teeth wondering why the hell they taste like bad sushi.

    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 4:24pm
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  • TFLN no longer consists of TFLN, just a bunch of whores texting eachother sober and/or making stuff up.

    Submitted by dirts on Aug 3, 10 at 11:07pm
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  • last time you let a baseball player nut in you i bet

    Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 4, 10 at 6:55am
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  • That is so nasty, makes me shudder. Reminds me of pulling ticks off of my dogs. Ticks look like sunflower seeds. And they are virtually indestructible. ICK. Clean it up woman. And pray no guy you actually know reads this.

    Submitted by farmgirl88 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:32am
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  • Now that's the situation right there! Do the guido fist pump!!

    Submitted by MiketheSituation on Aug 3, 10 at 8:42pm
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  • that's fucking nasty, not even close to a good night. a good night will be when they cancel two and a half men

    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Aug 4, 10 at 1:37am
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  • This is the new formulae for a tfln: say something really, REALLY stupid that makes no kind of sense and put: that kinda _____.

    Submitted by faravamus_prime on Aug 4, 10 at 1:15am
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  • I would ask if she was fucking a baseball player but if she was she would have dip spit cuming out of there;)

    Submitted by frootyboom8 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:43am
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  • I lol'd at natty and jooknow

    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Aug 3, 10 at 11:25pm
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  • extra sodium vagina

    Submitted by fife on Aug 3, 10 at 8:10pm
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  • i admire your talent to do stuff like that while you sleep.

    Submitted by yey on Aug 3, 10 at 8:22pm
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  • I bet the sunflower seeds had a fakey lame flavor to them.

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 4, 10 at 11:36am
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  • fist pumps *

    Submitted by notknown on Aug 4, 10 at 5:34am
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  • Did you bone a baseball player?

    Submitted by BillySteeldong on Aug 4, 10 at 4:09am
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  • I wonder if vag flavored seeds would sell.

    Submitted by vandal36 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:54pm
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  • Maybe she was plowed!!

    Submitted by dodgycabbage on Aug 4, 10 at 4:51am
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  • Notknown u need to shut up u loser. Rulebook is the only reason I still go to this site and I'm sure alot of people agree

    Submitted by enjoy420 on Aug 3, 10 at 8:33pm
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  • Seriously... The "that kind of night" posts are getting old. And rulebook you rock

    Submitted by insomniacs_dream on Aug 4, 10 at 12:05am
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  • Nasty ass bitch lol SALTY VAG

    Submitted by missweezy on Aug 4, 10 at 12:18pm
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  • In Soviet Russia, vaginas pull sunflower seeds out of you!

    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Aug 3, 10 at 11:47pm
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  • Wow...I'm not even sure what kind of night she's implying she had.

    Submitted by TwirlAndTweak on Aug 3, 10 at 9:43pm
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  • Haha someone literally planted their seed in her

    Submitted by Lexifer on Aug 4, 10 at 8:36am
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  • @TheRuleBook you're not funny\n Shut up

    Submitted by notknown on Aug 3, 10 at 8:22pm
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  • I love you lexifer

    Submitted by lane6 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:08am
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  • Stop humping sunflowers

    Submitted by redstrip2010 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:58am
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  • @ MiketheSituation I love you

    Submitted by notknown on Aug 4, 10 at 5:31am
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  • Ah damn thats my area code. : /

    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 3, 10 at 8:38pm
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  • So you spent the night playing leap frog with sunflowers? WTF is the OP talking about?

    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 4, 10 at 11:27am
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  • thats love

    Submitted by howtolivefree on Nov 8, 10 at 7:27am
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  • Sorry to see this is from CT but not surprised "that kind of night" TFNL lame!

    Submitted by awesomechick on Aug 4, 10 at 2:37am
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  • THAT kind of night.

    Submitted by skootles on Aug 3, 10 at 8:06pm
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  • @RuLe enjoy the rest of shark week. I'll still be looking for your comments. I'm not repulsed by the seeds being in her vag, it's strange but I just hope next time I buy some I don't remember this text.

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 5, 10 at 12:41am
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  • Yeah rulebook! Look at that love!

    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 3, 10 at 10:03pm
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  • I'm sure the squirrel is trying to swish the taste of fish outta his mouth and wondering where his seeds are

    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 8:31pm
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