You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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