I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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