he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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