is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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