Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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