Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I think people are normalizing furries
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