we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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