Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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