Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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