also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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