just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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