I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
